10. Send parents on a long vacation...

and refer to #3

 

9. Call all my friends and gloat 'cause they didn't win...

and refer to #3

 

8. Wake up cause I know I am dreaming...

and refer to #3

 

7. Reserve my rubber room...

and refer to #3

 

6. Scream repeatively untill I pass out...

and refer to #3

 

5. Wear my depends 'cause I'm gonna shit all over myself...

and refer to #3

 

4. Reserve an ambulance 'cause I'm gonna drop dead...

and refer to #3

 

3. Stock up on 20 packs of bud light...

hey you are at #3

 

2. Pack my converse my condoms and my cooler...

and refer to #3

 

1. Think I will have time for that heart transplant???   

and refer to #3

 

9. Kick boyfriend out...

 

8. Pinch me 'cause I still must be dreaming...

 

7. Install high power cameras and radar...

 

6. Build a tree fort in his backyard...

 

5. Dig underground tunnel...

 

4. Anchor down my house 'cause he's gonna rock it off the block...

 

3. Put mother in nursing home the party has begun...

 

2. Hide all breakables...

 

1. Refer to that heart transplant we were just talking about...

 

 

10. Walk up an ask haven't I seen you somewhere before???

 

9. Grab a walmart intercom and announce what department he is in...

 

8. Pass out, faint and or swoon...

 

7. Non-chalantly ask him if he would squeeze your melons...

 

6. Super glue yourself to his legs, guess who's coming to dinner?..

 

5. See if he will sign your thong...

 

4. Take song requests in the audio/video department...

 

3. Be inspired by Billie and run up an down the isles naked...

 

2. Hit alarms and lock all doors...

 

1. Introduce him to your three sons Billie, Joe an Billie Joe...

 

 

 

 

10. Broadcast it live...

 

9. Sell tickets to the highest bidders...

 

8. Fill the pool with jello and tequlia...

 

7. Lock your parents in the cellar, they just wouldn't understand...

 

6. Buy sunblock Billie may get naked...

 

5. Dig out a pit an have a mud fight...

 

4. Call in sick you can't miss this one...

 

3. Get use to popularity 'cause everybody will be your friend...

 

2. Hell we would all get naked... 

 

1. Stick a fork in me 'cause I'd be done...