We put the fun back into dysfunctional...

 

All Saints are gonna be there? Tre you might get laid...

 

Punk rock is dead and I f****** killed it...

 

I'm not going to say anything inspirational, I'm just gonna f****** swear alot...

 

You think your life is tough try being a parent...

 

There's nothing wrong with being a looser, it just depends how good you are at it...

 

You say it to my face, you might be picking yourself off the ground...

 

Well you know, I look at myself in the morning and yeah, I am a god...

 

It's my f****** life and you know what nobody invited you, so there's the door, see ya...

 

Just about 99% of the population masterbates, while the other 1% lie about it...

 

Are you Canadian? oh okay 'cause you're sure as hell acting like one now...

 

I'm an idiot anyway, but sometimes you feel like an idiot times ten when you're stoned...

 

Yeah, f*** me, I wish you could all f*** me...

 

Never run in the rain with your socks on...

 

A lot of people when they talk to me, I can't wait for them to shut up, like shut up, you're a moron, I have nothing to say you know?...

 

I open my mouth and out it comes...

 

We're kind of moronic...

 

We never fit in completely to (the punk) scene because we were writing love songs that were heartfelt and endearing some of the punks didn't know what to make of us, but I finally realized that was what made us punk, we sang what we meant from the heart, and didn't worry about what anyone was going to think...

 

A guy walks up to me and asks what's punk? so I kick over a garbage can and say that's punk! so he kicks over the garbage can and says that's punk? and I say no that's trendy...

 

That's the beauty of punk rock you can bitch and complain, but unless you're doing anything about it then shut up...

 

School is practice for the future and practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect so why practice?...

 

I'm just the same idiot from Rodeo, Ca that I was before Dookie came out, so if you see me in the street, come by and say hi, I guarentee you I'll say hi back...

 

Mistakes are a big part of our sound...

 

I sound like an englishman impersonating an american impersonating an englishman...

 

Welcome to Montreal yeah f*** you that's what I thought it was called now. Montreal f*** you, there should be a big sign on the highway saying welcome to Montreal f*** you...

 

Can you play my guitar? no you can't play my guitar you f****** idiot, someone hit him...

 

I think the only thing that could f*** our band up would be some freak accident with a vacuum cleaner...

 

I'm going to keep writing the songs that I like to write and that I get a lot of satisfaction out of, and a lot of therapy out of, on top of that...

 

None of your business first name Billie, last name Joe...

 

The beauty of punk is three bands sharing one guys amp...

 

Wow master of the obvious...

 

I'm an asshole,I'm a jerk, I'm a twerp,I'm a flea bit butt...

 

I write better lyrics when I am stoned...

 

I know one thing for sure, Oasis is the second best rock an roll band... 

 

We've made a lot of people feel good about the fact that they're lonely loser geeks...

 

I can't think of anything less punk than establishing a set of rules...

 

I never thought being obnoxious would get me where I am now...

 

I want to go home and just go for a long walk, and where I want to go, I have no idea...

 

We're just a silly little band from the Berkeley-Bay area...

 

We're proud to be a punk band - because that's very high energy music...

 

I've never had a very high standard of living, any money I've seen hasn't changed the way I do things at all, the only benefit is that, I recently got married and I can treat my wife the way she deserves to be treated...

 

They have bad taste, I am not a good looking guy...

 

We're just a silly band called Green Day and we're from no place special, just like no one else on this f****** planet...

 

That's a big guy, much bigger than me, but I'm working on it...

 

We've gone through a lot to get here, but it's been fun...

 

We can play anywhere at anytime...

 

Aw shit! god damn! aw shit! ah f***! ah f****** shit f*** shit f***! stick that up your ass fcc...

 

What? you can heckle me if you want to, it's okay I wont understand...

 

This song is dedicated to everyone in 69- this songs called burnout...

 

Throw mud at each other, see how many stupid things you can do to each other all at one time...

 

That's a fat dude man, it's like woah, watch out...

 

This songs off our album, it's called Kerplunk, it's kind of in line with the shit thing, ya know, it's like you take a Dookie and it Kerplunks in the toliet...

 

This song is about forgetting what you're gonna say because of heavy drug abuse...

 

Aw shit! it's ka-ka, poo-poo, shit it's shit, it's shit shit I hate god shit...

 

I f****** hate Lynyrd Sknyrd, I've always hated Lynyrd Sknyrd, f****** backwards ass hillbilly shit...

 

Apathy rules f*** everyone...

 

I'm a F****** idiot...

 

I wanna be your dog,woov,woov,woov,woov,ect bow,wow,wow yippe yo yippe yay...  

 

I came out of the music scene where things are really liberated, I never worried about the way people are susppose to act, so maybe I am a little different, but I dont think I'm crazy, I do some crazy things,I admit that, and I'll probably do some more crazy things in the future, but people should'nt read too much into that...

  

  

 

 

 

If my kid didn't rebel she wouldn't be my kid...

 

All my religious beliefs are based on star wars...

 

Dogs are gonna take over the world, it's a known fact for those who believe kinda like the bible...

 

I'll remember 1994 as the year that ate shit...

 

We write music for ourselves and if other people like it that's great...

 

There's punks who know where we came from, and then there's the people whose rich parents pay for them to be degenerates...

 

If you think punk rock is just distorted guitars and hairdo's you got another thing coming...

 

Band practice isn't an event for us, it's what we do, we enjoy it! but we take it very seriously, we always have. even when me and Billie,we're like ten, after school we'd be like dude let's jam! and it was definately gonna happen...

 

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one...

 

Stop throwing shit or I'll jump in there and beat your ass (yelling at Mark Hoppus of Blink 182)...

 

We stay on the road, we don't take a lot of days off and waste time in motels and stuff like that, if you haven't traveled all over the United States or anything, you don't have to 'cause, I did it for you, and it all looks like a hockey arena...

 

You're just mad cuz you're in the rain, well f*** you, I hope it rains so much you all get stuck...

 

It's like magic...

 

We use to go out and sell merchandise over our guitar case, a lot of shows on that tour had to be cancelled because the crowds got too big...

 

Then all of a sudden we got introduced to punk music, and it was the coolest f****** thing...

 

Hey Bill, check it out, isn't this the wackiest thing you've ever heard? (on longview)... 

 

I told Billie, let's just take it as far as we can, eventually we'll loose all the money and everything else anyway, let's make sure we have one great big story at the end,I think we will, in some ways we already do...

 

Looks like Dookie from here...

 

If you wanted to hear music in our town, you had to play it...

 

The one thing my family gave me was, blue collar morals...

 

You got tickets?...

 

Outside the Rave in Milkakee talking to some idiots...

 

I think I broke my nose (on hitting himself in the face with his guitar)... 

 

Are you down with JC that's the question?...

   

 

We kick ass now, we've seen a million faces and we rocked them all...

 

I always said the world was a better place because of Joey Ramone...

 

You'd think we were really good at writing songs or something...

 

Mmm, you can almost smell the burning pork, hey you ever thrown rocks at cops???

 

I don't understand what Billie just said so I'll talk about chickens...

 

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very sucessful...

 

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts...

 

You can't pull out the gun and blow away the telly anymore, when there's something on you don't like, 'cause the baby might be sleeping...

 

I am drumma hear me roar, I am Tre Cool don't ignore...

 

He's the king of punk, baby, Billie Joe, the king of punk...

 

That's a bi-triple conlateral with a double twist and a 360 lmnop wide zoo macro booty line...

 

When people bring weed to our shows that's wonderful, I'm the guinea pig, if somebody throws a bag of weed onstage Billie will watch to make sure we all don't get f***** up on it, but I dive right in...

 

We put in some serious f****** hours to be considered slackers...

 

We keep our receipts kids...

 

It's like an okay tour bus and all, but people see bookmobile on the side, and come up and ask us if we have any books to sell, I mean how stupid is that? we don't even read...

 

It's a good song toot toot, f*** you Robert Smith eat our dust...

 

I'm the greatest rock an roll drummer on the planet and you suck...

 

You gotta play for as many people as you can, it's like if someone wants to see you and they, you know, can't, then that's lame...

 

We're charging what we're worth and we don't think we're worth $22.50, we take a lower cut than Pearl Jam...

 

I wish people would turn off their computers go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each others company, and smell each other on the rump...

 

I have a homosexual crush on most adolescents...

 

I'm still completely out of hand, just more like a 12 year old with responsibilty...

 

Lick the goat...

 

Shut up, shut up, just shut up!...

 

Hey, I framed my crotch for you guys, Diamond Dave...

 

I have a forked cock...

 

It's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done...

 

We have a thin candy shell, I'm surprised you didn't know that...

 

I like Fisher Price music, nursery rhymes and the alphabet song...